Ugh Disgusting

Ugh this was sooooooooooooooooooooo disgusting.here is what happened:

There was a bird in the chicken coop.
I went to see it.
It was flying and making noises like a pig being slaughtered.
"it" flew towards me.
It did a BOMB on me;which was warm.
I screamed and ran to the tap to wash EVERY molecule off my face.
EVERYONE JUST LAUGHED...I'm so embarassed...